[arerrac]

I'll always remember when I was at USCB and partying one evening in Isla Vista. Peeing in public in Isla Vista was a big no-no with a hefty fine. I need to pee bad so I scope out the whole street packed with drunk college students like myself and see no Sheriffs around. So I discretely duck down a driveway and find a small a grove of trees to relieve myself.

Well a newbie freshman in our group see me go down the drive way and follows. I’m in the trees peeing and he starts to piss on one of the cars. Well a foot patrol Sherriff walks by, see the newbie and walks down the driveway to write him up. That’s when he see’s me. I look at the newbie and said, “What the hell you are you doing, now you got me busted.” The Sheriff make a quick judgment call. I get off because I used better judgment peeing in the trees. The newbie get the book. Peeing, drunk in public and no identification. He spent the night in the drunk tank or as in Isla Vista, hand cuffed to all the other drunks on the sidewalk in front of the Sherriff’s office.

Halloween was always the best. W’d walk by the Sherriff’s office and see Han Solo, Wonder Woman, a doctor, an ape, Indiana Jones, Batman, Superman, Spiderman and a bunch of hookers/French maids etc. all hand cuffed together sitting on the sidewalk waiting to get booked. Funny stuff!