[Evans, Marv]

Returning from Mexico years ago, I was waiting in the long line. I was driving my '70 VW camper. A weird looking beggar came up to the driver side window to beg for money. I just smiled & said "No gracias." I could see that made him mad by the look on his face. I watched him in the side mirror as he walked to the back of the van & around the back to the other side back corner. Looking through the passenger side mirror, I could see that he was going to pee on my van. The car in front of me pulled ahead, but I waited until he had it out and was ready to let go. At that point I let out the clutch and pulled ahead quickly leaving him standing there pissing into the air in front of everybody. A Mexican cop ran over and hauled him off the the sideline. The look on his face as he stood there pissing in front of hundreds of cars "was priceless."