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Originally Posted by svandamme

Dear Diary

May 15 - Moved to our new home in Florida . I am so excited. It's so beautiful here. The pastel colors everywhere are so cute. Can hardly wait to go out and go trekking in the Glades

May 29 - Florida, it's great here, sunny, warm, i love it here, noticed a tiny spot of rust on my fender..

June 1st - Got a cold, damned AC's are on deep freeze in every shop you go, the temperature shock is just brutal...5 o'clock downpour easily ads 30 minutes to my commute... friggin geriatrics everwhere cloggin up the isles in shops. bit of rust on my door

June 14th - getting really hot now, the downpour's just don't cut it
Fender and doors are now officially rusted through.. i'll fix that next week after our hike in the Glades

Sept 5th - Just out of the hospital, still much revalidation to undergo, i get my custom prostetic leg tomorrow, damned alligator, never saw it coming

sept 8th - writing from parent's home, had to evacuate for the hurricane... saw our house on CNN... or rather, the plot where it used to be.. looks like i don't need to worry about fixing the door and fender, the wind's blew the rusted pos apart.. the engine block took out the CNN reporter

sept 9th - decided to move back in with parents permanently.