I've read the secret plan to avert disaster. The goal is to get all the "save the planet," carbon credit buying, left wing buffoons there for a protest when they light it up. The black holes will suck up all the lefties & the choke themselves out trying to puke them back up! 2 birds, 1 stone. And you'll be able to download porn 1000 times faster than you can watch it!
Make that 3 birds, 1 stone.