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A few I found on another site:
You are happiest when your street car's tires are worn to racing depth and the wear bars are showing.
When you hear 'overcooked it', instead of food you think 'off the track'.
When something falls off of your car, you wonder how much weight you just saved.
You sometimes hear little noises from your passengers when you get on the throttle right after turning in.
You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to drive around a highway off-ramp.
You have enough spare parts to build another car
You have car parts in your cubicle at work
You think the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is: "Racers, start your engines!"
You astound the clerk at Sears by bringing in a snapped breaker bar every other week or so
You complain when cars in front of you on highway off-ramps don't stay on the line, causing your exit speed to drop.
You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One."
You look at the fire hydrant at that corner and see an apex marker.
You always do a toe & heel downshift while whoever might be your passenger gives you a real funny look.
The local police and state Highway Patrol have a picture of your car taped to their dashboard
You would choose a rollbar over air conditioning if it were an option
You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily commute, including your alternate routes, and practice hitting them every day.
You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses or check out cars
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