Thread: An Amish Joke
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Tim Polzin Tim Polzin is offline
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Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Lac La Biche, Alberta, Canada
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An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from
his pond.

The farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen". Which means: "Don't drink the water; the cows have ***** in it".

The man shouts back: "I'm a Democrat (or what ever racial or political group you like), I don't understand. Please speak
in English.".

The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands; you'll get more".
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