[Buckterrier]

A mother and child are amish. They are traveling when the daughter says "momma my hands are cold." so the mother responds "stick them between your legs and they will warm up." so she does. "wow momma that works really well." then the next day the daughter was traveling with a guy, when he says "dang my hands are so cold." so the girl says "stick them between my legs and they will warm up." so he does. then he says "hey my nose is cold" and again the girl says "stick your nose between my legs and it will warm up." so again the guy does. then he says "my penis is cold too." so the girl responds "stick that between my legs and it will warm up".... the day after that the girl askes her mother "momma have you ever heard of a penis?" her mother replys "yes." and her daughter says "those make a big mess when they are thawing out."