[Porsche-O-Phile]

New cars have way too many wires and sensors and electronic nonsense in them for me to take much interest in.

My M.B. has a warranty. If it breaks, I hand it to someone else. I do the basic stuff that I understand like clutches, brakes, oil, filter and fluid changes and drive it. That's about it.

I guess I'm old-fashioned, but I despise needlessly complicated things on vehicles. I think there's a certain elegance in simplicity.