[Kurt B]

I'm starting to get an appetite for fried horse and rice surprise. Know what I mean?

I can hear the exhaust of motorists outside. They beckon my machine and me.

Burt burt burt wurt (fart exhaust a la Honda).
Translation: "I think I'm really b!tchen. Please come humiliate me in front of my girlfriend."

BUR dum dum dum ('Stang).
Translation: "I think I'm really b!tchen, American style. Please come humiliate me and my buddy, both of whom are still virgins. Got a case of beer in the trunk though, just in case..."
[Better head back to the farm and drink it guys. You will not score tonight...]

We en We en Wen (an Infiniti style fart exhaust)
Translation: "I am pretty b!tchen, but my low end torque sucks. Be sure to wave out the window when you zoom away. Oh, and check out my Yum Yum. I know you're jealous."
[I will, wave. And yes, I am. But I'll feel better in about 5 and a half seconds]

Ver ver ver (exhaust from a Z3)
Translation: "I don't race. My boyfriend bought me this car."
OR in the case of Male drivers:
"I don't race. My boyfriend bought me this car."

Bur bur bur (Boxster)
"I don't race. My..."
[okay, okay. You dropped your pom pom back there...]

Derv der der der (exhaust from a real bimmer, M something)
Translation: "I race. You messin'?"
[Nope, I ain't messin'........Just kidding, I am messin'. Shoulda been ready buddy. Anyway, I have to suddenly turn left now. Sorry no ramatches. Bye]

DUM DUM DUM ('Vette)
Translation: "I actually know how to drive this car. It won't be a tie tonight. Germans s@ck."
[........dunno what will happen]