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Ok, I knew that topic would get all the 964'ers here.
I think we need to do something about these misguided SC owners and their plans to conquer the world as we know it. Think of the drawbacks to such a world. Less horsepower, finicky rear suspensions, non-cool air conditioning - the list goes on.
While i enjoy and admire their passion, we all know that a world dominated by SCs would be an inferior world to one controlled by the 964 type.
Here is what I propose:
A. We let them continue with their take-over plans..
B. We allow them to do all the initial work at forming the new world order based on the religion of the Porsche 911...
C. Once they have the world in firm control, we take control from them through a series of Match Race competitions, maybe for one continent at a time, which will showcase the superiority of the 964.
Our plan should be simple enough to accomplish.
We can keep in constant communications through this 964 forum. Since no one looks here very often - we don't even seem to use it too much ourselves- we have the perfect comunication method right here under their noses. (or should that be "under their spoilers").
Lets keep out plan quiet....silent information gathering and planning tactics seem to be the best method of operation for now.
Lets be careful not to be discovered. Discovery would probably mean we would have to switch to the Rennslist forum.
Ed
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