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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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MUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS
A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular
Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in
the front row and said,
'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an
orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'
The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
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