[notfarnow]

My wife is a social worker, and just got moved to the child protection unit. She had a party friday night for her coworkers. You should hear some of the stories... I find it mind-boggling. There is a whole different sub-culture out there that many of us cannot ever understand.

18 year old girl goes to the hospital because she's constipated. While waiting to see a doctor, goes to the washroom to try to take a dump. To her surprize, pushes out a healthy 7lb baby girl. Who's the dad? "Depends, I guess... last summer was pretty crazy."