Dear fellow Americans,
As your newly sworn in president elect
I declare victory in Iraq.
I know that this has been said and done before, but this time we really mean it.
We have killed and maimed over a million people in our quest for revenge, the blood letting must end, and it must end now. See the pie charts lent to me by Ross Perot and Ron Paul.
As a warning to the Muslim world this is not a surrender, we will with little provocation glass your arse. It's simple a matter of time and money, we did it to Japan once to save American lives, and we will do it again. And why not? Japan and us are friends now, in fact the nukes to do the job are on our sub in their harbor as we speak.
We have spent enough on you, you are on your own.
Oh and by the way we are going solar, wind, tidal, geothermal and everything else so you will not have our money to fight us back with.
Stay in the medieval mind set and we will send you back to the Stone Age, it's that freaking simple.
Good night and God freaking Bless America.
