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to reside in sedona you need the following:
1) $$$$
2) own a lot of cats.
3) own a funk mobile
4) grateful dead sticker on funk mobile
5) birkenstocks
6) crystals lots of big ones
7) all rocks on property arranged in mystery symbols and piled on top of one another.
8) lots of ******* TOFU
9) hairy armpits on chicks
10) coffee table book "guide to santa fe"!
the only reason i like to go to oak creek is for the fishing! 30 years ago it was cool. now its an overcrowded magnet for ******* crystal chanting morons!
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