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Originally Posted by DanielDudley
Let's see if we can sum this thread up.
Californians are the cause of high gas prices.
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Not exactly. It is
tree hugging liberal Californians who are responsible for the gas prices. They gave up on the trees and moved to NY. They make formidable traders after years of experience being chained to trees. As a result, they have made a killing in the oil futures market. THey are also single handedly responsible for rejecting the drilling of oil off the New Jersey coast. They are also responsible for putting the oil right in the middle of a Federal Natural Reserve in Alaska. THey created oil shale at the Livermore Lab but, confounded oil companies by making it to costly to retrieve. FUrthermore, when Dick Cheney shot himself in the face and died (the real untold story), Silicone Valley created a Dick Cheney clone so there would me no disruption with our current foreign oil policy. Not to mention they secretly converted the Dickster's daughter into a Gay! THis was perhaps their greatest triumph.
Other than that, yes you've about covered it.