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Originally Posted by Moses
My mom was a wonderful person but an abysmal cook. One day she complained that the timer on the oven had quit working. I said, "What's the problem? The smoke alarms still work". I was serious. Our call to the dinner table was generally preceded by billowing smoke and mumbled cursing.
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That's hilarious. I've been surrounded by the best except for one grandmother and she did OK, but not great. If she were alive in these times, she would take the fifth (amendment
and the bottle) and not cook.