No...
My name is Scott and I am a TVaholic...
I collect books, I have piles of books that I have not read... and yet I also pay sixty something a month for satellite and sit in front of the TV almost every night.
I have thought of ditching the satellite... but then I think of stopping drinking too... and I'm meeting my friend at Hooters after work today.
Oh well...
Sponge Bob? They guys girlfriend is a squirrel in a diving suit for gosh sakes!
Uh... I'm a little embarrassed that I even know that.