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Originally Posted by MikeSid
Well... This Great White Shark, a rogue that swims alone, goes up to the area near Chappaquiddick with the Gulf Stream and munches on this summer girl who is night swimming off the coast. The shark then munches on the little Kitner boy leaving the townspeople in a panic. The beaches get closed and the Sheriff hires a crotchety old fisherman to hunt the shark talking along a rich sheepshank tying oceanographer as ballast. The old fisherman is eaten by the shark and the sheriff blows the shark to bits using a pistol and a container of compressed air.
Oh wait...that was Jaws.
Nevermind.
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I thought that was the shore of Long Island, not the Cape. Wouldn't want the important details misrepresented.