Gawd is MAD as He11 and isn't going to take it anymore. He is sick and tired of Kalifornia, with its Liberals dissing his Laws. He is especially mad after the Kalifornia Supreams overturned one of his edicts about Homos.
Bettter watch out, he has plans for you in Kalifornia..better take heed and run for you lives while you still can. I have it from a good source who is close to Gawd that your first going to get an earth quake that is going to sink San Francisco into the Bay, then Mount Shasta is going to erupt (it is a LIVE Volcano you know) and bury Norhtern Kalifornia under 8 feet of ash and then an Asteroid is going to come crashing down on Hollywood wiping out the rest of Southern Kalifornia and the homos.
