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HAD to LAUGH ABOUT THIS AFTER THIS AM!.....................
typical sunday.
pull car cover.
fire dynamo up.
slam last of coffee.
while putting on sparcos check basics:
.45
shades
wallet
keys to man cave/bat cave(you laugh about bats!)
lock door.
GESPLITTEN von der haus auf der autobahn(putt-putt til temp)
continue putten.
go to verde(green) river.
whip 180 back west.
run G-50 to redline.
attain terminal velocity.
smile!.........alot! el perfecto.
GIANT ASS MUTHA ******* ARIZONA CARDINAL HITS WINDSHIELD ON WIPER!
lots of feathers.
slow velocity.
check all systems. GO!
continue on quest.
mr. trickster(coyote) runs across path. downshift to 4th tag brakes watch his motion and WAIL LIKE HELL ON HELLAS! mr.trickster splits.
back into 5th geputten.
GIANT ASS MUTHA ******* MONTY PYTHON BUNNY WABBIT has death wish.
down to 4th tag brake , horn(see above)
fast bunny.
continue back into 5th.
ge putten.
mtn bikers want entire road. down to 4th. speed limit.
back to geputten.
go by gas station(chevron-$4.00 primo) continue geputten.
get on straight stretch. increase to limit +10mph.
new mustang with kid younger than my car is wants to race.
continue geputten. mustang thinks he beat me.
come to twisty sweeper.
increase to maximum velocity. leave mustang in weeds.
geputten.
whip 180 come back to chevron. fill up. have critical thoughts about fuel industry.
back to geputten.
go by friends house. nail it loud! and give em the hellas.
DAR DAR detector goes off. speedlimit. pass dar dar emitter and continue geputten.
look at watch. cant miss indy and formula race. back to bat cave.
arrive bat cave.
look for snakes in bat cave.
look for scorpions.
look for centipedes.
look for walapai tigers.
look at cardinal guts and feathers and bugs all over car.
worry bill bidwell and the NFL, and az game and fish will arrest me for KILLING A CARDINAL!
COUNT HOW MANY TIMES IN A HOUR AND 1/2 I HAD TO WORRY!!!!!!!!
TRACK IT!
DRIVE IT!
HANG THE EXPENSE! POO HAPPENS!
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