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Originally Posted by Mule
Here is the real apology.
Dear PPOT Left wing lunatics,
I realize that for some time now I have confused & befuddled you by the use of facts. I realize now that facts are totally foreign to you and that in your world, all that really matters is claims and feelings. For you, facts only serve to confuse your reliance on feelings & claims and are therefore disregarded as inferior to claims and feelings. In the future I will try to place warnings in all posts where facts are used to make a point, in hopes of preventing the overtaxing of your meager brains. With this new approach there should be fewer confused PPOT lefties pounding on their keyboards, staring blankly at their screens while drooling on the keyboards or making psychotic, threatening posts & pms. Remember. the most important thing is that we all get a bong.
Sincerely,
Mule
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First three petition signitories from the fine State of Alabama:
H. William Ahrenholz - deceased
Oscar Richard Ainsworth, PhD - nothing on the internet
John H. van Aken - sells boating supplies
I'm sure the quality of these "scientist" signatures is much better than my quick "fact" check.