[Porsche-O-Phile]

I just tell 'em that they'll spend half their life sitting in traffic (a bit of an exaggeration, but partially true), they'll pay 5-10 times for housing what they're used to (also true to a point), they better learn Spanish just to function in day-to-day society (becoming more true by the day), they better like having to park 4-6 blocks from their front door in order to find a parking space and that they better like losing fully half their income to the government in the form of taxes, fees, surcharges, mandatory expenses, etc.

That keeps most of 'em out of here. But not nearly enough.