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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 View Post
Last night my wife asked why I haven't done more work for a female CEO who I was ghostwriting for. I told her I didn’t want to have anything to do with that woman - the relationship was becoming potentially dangerous.
You stupid, stupid man.

"What do you mean?"
Oh *****, abort!

"I was left with the impression the last time we spoke that she wanted to hook-up. I didn't feel comfortable and I didn't see how I could continue the business relationship with that hanging over my head."
You should have told her she's into crack.

"Why didn’t you tell me?"
Right here, you should have stabbed yourself with the nearest sharp object to change the topic.

"What, I'm supposed to tell you every time I get hit on?"
Wrong answer.

"Does it happen a lot?"
NO.

"I don't know. It happens I just don't tell you because it would only make you suspect that I cheat on you or I'm having an affair."
Cheat.....affair......bad choice of words.

"Well you didn't tell me this so how can I trust you now?"
You're so screwed.

"Because I didn't do anything wrong expect for not telling you something that you would just freak over."
Lets not bring logic into this.

Yup, she’s pissed...

So, I guess I’m doomed if I do and doomed if I don’t. Ya, I know I should tell her everything always yadda yadda yadda
Now you're making sense.
Total honesty with wife = unhappy life.

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Originally Posted by Moses View Post
I thought you had more sense, Mike. What on earth compelled you to share with your wife that another woman was hitting on you? She's supposed to be impressed that you said "no"? You work outside the home and travel frequently. The LAST thing your wife needs is to be home wondering who's hitting on you.
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