[Victor]

Some additional Bruce Dickenson facts:

He once gave StuartJ incorrect directions to a bus stop at an airport in Germany
He is allergic to the dutch.
He never blinks.
He's married to the muffin man...who lives on dury lane
He roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.
He is wanted by the CIA.
He only knows two facts about ducks. And both of them are wrong.
He sleeps upside down like a bat.
He appears on high value stamps in Sweden.
He can catch fish with his tongue.
He is neither male or female but is a unique mixture.
His breath smells of magnesium.
He is scared of bells.
He naturally faces magnetic north.
If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.
He has hydraulic legs.
He is an olympic fencer
He doesn't actually know that he's wearing tight clothing.
He pubes are 10 FT long
He was brought up in Africa by a herd of Cheetas.
He deliberately sabotaged Richard Hammond's dragster-stunt
He lives in a tree.
He names all his potted plants Steve.
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
He hunts down dogs and gives them to james may as a present
His heart ticks like a watch.
He once threw a microwave oven at a tramp.
He is confused by stairs.
His speaking voice can only be heard by cats.
He has two sets of knees.
He was Woody Allen in a previous life
He has a digital face.
He has no understanding of clouds.
He can smell corners.
That long before anyone else, he realised that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced waste of blood & organs.
If he was divorcing Paul McCartney he wouldnt be a whining, moaning cow!
He pees 98RON petrol, and is considered more valuable than platinum.
He is scared of all trees.
His chest tastes like piccalilli
He has named every blade of grass around stone henge.
His flatulance is what's used to power the engine on a speedboat
He is ten times higher of a being than god.
He has won an olympic gold medal for eating the most soggy cheerios in a bowl.
He made love...to a Volvo 240.