I'm an almost 40 year old in hicks-ville Minnesota and a far cry from metro anything. My jeans are Levi's and are either your basic jeans or the carpenter type. The things on my key ring get me in my office where I spend 6 days a week being an IT geek. My hair is a little spiked today because I just got it cut, but I can't seem to get my sunglasses to balance there all day long.