[charleskieffner]

august huh???? hahahahahahahahaha silly goose! now you will have 110 degrees ******* faren freeking heit temps and yer floridian favorite HUMIDITY!!!!!!!!!


yep monsoon season roughly starts july 4th weekend(historically) 3 days of 55 degree dewpoint or above and its official as per u.s. weather service.


this makes for big giggles and tremendous opportunity for lots of INSANE FREEKING WEATHER ACTION with thunderboomers/micro-macro bursts happening around 3pm and after. you will see first hand how florida and arizona are tied for 1st place when it comes to lightning strikes!!!

street flooding

washes running

stupid motorists in humvees/beemers getting washed downstream

electrical outages

telephone poles knocked down

car crashes/semi crashes

dust storms(haboobs)

cicadids(bugs)

and all sorts of other entertaining weather related thangs happening!

colorado river toads come out(lick 'em and get HIGH!)

all trout streams stocked will cease when waters get to 72 degrees F.

lots of bats.

yep you'll have a hell of a time!

with the way things are going at work(lots of) and my home(2 story) prepping stucco for paint(alot) i will be lucky to get outta here to cooler climes this summer for any length of time. therefore survival instinct comes into play.

a/c on house.

a/c on vehicles(all)

pool

swimming pool

BEER! repeat last three over and over and over and over!