[looneybin]

Have you ever served on a jury?
This is the second time i've received a jury summons, but the first time i wasted the ENTIRE day sitting in the jury room & was never selected to sit on a jury.

Does anybody have a sure fire way to be released from duty?
I'm not a police officer, so that angle won't work.

Maybe i can get a "white power" tatoo on my neck

I've heard if you bring a bible with you, they will think you are some kind of right wing bible thumper & send you home almost immediately, but i guess if that worked, everyone would do it.

I don't want to hear about the 'civic responsibility' thing, i have voted in EVERY election since i turned 18 (25 years ago) i just don't have the time to waste a day sitting on my a$$, or worse, getting selected for some long trial.

I'm self employed & if i don't work, i don't eat

any suggestions?