[Dantilla]

I served on a jury once, and had fun with it.

When we were sent back for deliberations, I got myself elected jury foreman in about 90 seconds. After 15-20 minutes, everybody agreed with me. We got to go home early.

Them came the fun part- The defense attorney (a real prick) asked if any jurors would stay and answer a couple questions. Gladly!

After everybody else left the courtroom, there was just me, along with both prosecuting and defense attorneys. I spent the next 45 minutes critiquing both of their performances, and raked both of them over the coals. I was very hard on them (they deserved it!), and they were both appriciative! Said they hadn't had such good feedback since leaving law school.