[varmint]

you cannot imagine the pain in the ass.


my neighborhood just went to permit only parking. any car without a sticker will be towed after 10pm. now, you'd think i could just get a sticker and give it to friends when they come over. but the city doesn't like that. they want me to get special "guest" permits that are only good for one night. and expire after thirty days.

the city government is conspiring to keep me from getting laid.