True story from work today:
Scene: Coffee room. Filled with nurses having breakfast brake. And me.
Enter one of my colleague docs. He is on the phone. Loudly shouting in the phone: Yeah, yeah! She was full of Ascaris worms in her stool. Bugger me, I had **** up to my elbows!!!
Then he notices the room has gone completely silent. Breakfast brake is over from lack of appetite.
