Guns and women
and Porsches and beer
and whiskey and watches
and cratches not crotches
and redneck delusions
and liberal infusions
and mocking replies
and boatloads of lies
and a tree-house was built
and some flowers did wilt
and 'twas 'cause they were gay
and won't darken the day
and what chile is hot
and what beef cut is not
and a cpu stutters
and experts here utters
and he's back on line
and we're feeling so fine
because here on OT
all that fits to a T
as each new post here brings
more of favorite things
that are found here on line
OH! OT is so fine!
If you're nuts
and got guts.