[RoninLB]

Fuch'en A Jim


I met the bride in Denver after she had a business trip to la la land.

I pre paid Avis for a 6 cylinder for a month.

"sorry but the mid-size is not available. We can refund $ and give you a compact or exchange the mid-size for a Cadillac at no extra cost."

We had the Cad in every 20 campgrounds, jeep trails, broke the windshield, had a rock through the floorpan, bent a rim, and it rattled like an old NYC taxi after two weeks.

she dresses up in business clothes and marches into avis and complains about rocks falling down the mountain and causing her much grief and horror. They apologized for her dismay and gave her another caddy.


Rent a 6 cylinder and beat the crap out of it.