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So I'm driving back from the airport tonight. I was doing the posted 55mph in my 911 Anyway, a middle-aged man wearing a suit blew by me in a newer Nissan. About 2 minutes later, we pull even, and then he proceeds to switch lanes right in front me.....I had to slam on my brakes to avoid him from hitting me. I lay on the horn and put my hands in the air as to say "what was that?" He immediately flips me the bird and does a brake check on me. ...Classy.

About a mile of the road, he pulls over and I proceed to pass him (we're on the expressway). As I pull by, he starts to roll his window down. The first thing out of his mouth is "Hey Fa&$ot, do you want to go someplace and fight?!" I busted up laughing at him and continued by him. About 5 miles up the road, I pull off on my exit, and sure enough, he pulls up beside me at the stop light. He proceeds to ask me if I want to go someplace and fight. At this point, I keep laughing at him, and then I let him know what happened. I said "Hey dude, you blew by me, cut me off, and then started talking crap. What are you 15 years old?" He keeps going on and on, asking me if I wanted to "settle it like real men." Its gets to the point where I finally just called him out. I said "Are you just jealous because I'm driving a Porsche?"

His reply was "Your car is a piece of $hit." My reply: "Your mom was a piece of $hit last night." Immature, yes, but that ended the convo.

At one point, I was contemplating pulling my .45 out of the door pocket, but I remembered the "never brandish it unless you're really going to use it" rule. Glad I was the bigger guy...I just drove away when the light changed.

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