Sometimes your pride is all you've got. The SC owners, confused over what the two letters might actually stand for, apparently got together and decided that if they couldn't be the strongest or the most nimble, they could at least...
take over the entire world.
So they did. It started with stickers. It will probably end with front bumper 'update kits' and intake restrictors for those with more than three liters at their disposal. Head studs will be pulled out, willy nilly, in the name of conformity. We'll all come to realize that George Orwell's '1984' actually came true between 1978 and 1983.
The rest of us just stand back, in a kind of awe. We may not want their cars, really, but we'd kill for their zeal and their organizational skills.
