[Rick V]

Originally Posted by svandamme

my cat has different rules

1 you feed me
2 you pet me when i want to , not when you want to
3 i kill things and bring em home, that's what i do, you dispose of the bodies
4 sometimes i half kill things and bring em home, then you dispose of the bodies, dead or alive, figure it out
5 when you eat, give me some, i don't care that you took care of #1 allready, give. me. some.
6 the vet is evil... take me there again and i will mess you up
7 you wake up when i tell you to, or i mess you up
8 when i sleep, you don't bug me, touch me or make noise, else... you get it, me messing you up
9 i own the couch, your bed, the freshly dried laundry, the house, the garden.
10 i own you.

I see you have been to my house