[Mule]

Not long after I had moved to Chattanooga, I'm driving home after working late. It's just after dark. I'm planning to stop for gas just up the highway. In the mirror I see a car closing like crazy. I'm speeding, probably 60. The car passes my by at an easy 100, cop, no lights. I see them on the brakes hard going into the same gas station I was going to. I think they might be getting robbed. I pull up cautiously. The "officer," a young, fat, black woman is selecting a soft drink. She checks out, chats with the clerk, gets in her car and squeals the tire out of the parking lot.