Okay Mule, that was FUNNY!!!

Swear to gawd if I get a business trip to TN, I'm taking you, your significant other and your dog to lunch just out of curiousity!
Markus - I didn't read the post that you are apologizing for - can't comment on that. However normally your posts indicate education, intelligence and dare I say, even a certain amount of grace. Based on the volume of your posts, that is clearly your nature.
So if you fell off the wagon once into the smut, well, we all forgive you!
angela