[TerryBPP]

So I see this girl I haven't run into in awhile. Gorgeous girl, came over from the Ukraine about a year ago. Speaks decent broken english.

So I'm asking how she has been and she replies that she had been laid up for about a week with an infection in her lip. Pretty bad I'm guessing. Anyway, of course I follow up with so did the docs figure out what the problem was. She replies "Herpes". I paused, smiled, and changed the subject. In the back of my mind thinking, damn and I was looking forward to hitting that. She said it with a straight face like it was the flu or sniffles. No shame at all.

Then I started rationalizing, what if herpes means something completely different in the Ukraine. I doubt it, but its a shot.