[LeeH]

USN Great Lakes (aka Great Mistakes) 1983 - We had a guy AsMo'd into our recruit company. Goulart was his name... very strange dude. One Friday we were forming up outside in the biting cold after a class when there was a significant KaBOOM! that echoed down through the buildings. A cannon was fired as part of the graduation day ceremony. Our company commander was walking across the front of the formation, stopped and did a double take. "Damn it Goulart, you pissed yourself!" Sure enough. Seems Goulart had a full bladder and a combination of the cold and the crack of the cannon had caused him to pee himself in front of the entire company. Not long after he was released from the Navy for being unfit to serve.