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i wasnt "MORAL" enough to kill women and kids, burn villages, because i ditched a cop in tucson on my dirtbike! (age 18)no sheet true story. buddy and i were bored with life and after driving to the verde river with a pony keg in back of pickem up w/nozzle thru window decided to join on the "buddy system"'
next day we are joining the navy! were gonnna be "SEALS"! and the recruiters were ALL OVER US!
next we go thru all the AAFEES testing blah blah. we are supposed to ship out in a week. next thing..........."the long talk". son yer still on probation for 6 months fer ditching a cop on a murdercicle"!
next thing that happens is i'm "86'ed" from the navy and my buddy gets stationed on the u.s.s. haleakala. a munitions ship w/nukes doing the okin-knock knock to yoko-knock knock run. pissed someone off bad and spent the rest of his time writing me nasty letters and sitting in a chair over the side of the ship PAINTING IT BOW TO STERN............repeat!
meanwhile i met a girl fell in love and never looked back. recruiter came to my house umpteen times when my probation was up trying to get me to join up again!
later in life i joined the united states coast guard auxilliary and im just shy of my coxswain rating. so needless to say............more fun than i can stand!
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