[KevinP73]

Most of the off base shenanigans that we got caught at resulted in our being escorted to the front gate with little more explanation than "Here, this is one of yours Deal with it". Our defense to a bewildered guard was "We're not even military. That cop must have been nuts." A quick dash back into general population followed. The guard never gave up his post to chase us and we knew of many other ways to get back on base.