Seven (7) pages of this -
Why not throw a big party, batter a pinata made in his likeness, lament his treatment by the chairman of the board, burn him in effigy (make it a smokin' good party!), then let memories of Snowman melt into obscutity? Or trickle down the sewer? or whatever?
Does the man (I use the term loosely) really warrant this kind of time spent on him now that he's gone?
Jus' axin'.