[varmint]

first, you need to do a little dance of joy for having a good girlfriend.


second, if you really are entirely new to guns, i guess you could go to the NRA site. look up the eddie eagle safety program. most of the stuff is patronizingly obvious. but couldn't hurt.


also...

no rapid fire.

don't hold the gun like a movie pimp.

gun store people are nice people. but they're still salesmen. don't buy anything that day.