Hmmm, too bad that my skill set doesn't fit.
PHP, MySQL, (some perl) ... java/javascript ... errrrr nope.
Any reason why MS SQL?
If you really need perl/sql gurus check out gossamer-threads.com these Canadian guys are hot.
They do dbman, links, gossamer forum ... etc ...
Also have a pretty rock hard server farm building up.
What are you looking for specifically?
I'd be willing to trade for parts
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