[sammyg2]

A driunk was sitting at a bar nad a slick looking guy sits down next to him.
A young lady walks by and the slick looking guy says, "hey baby, tickle your a** with a feather? Startled, she says, "I beg your pardon?"
he replies, "particularly nice weather we're having".
She says whatever and walks off.
The drunk starts laughing, that's the funniest thing he's ever seen.

A little while later anotrher young lady walks by, the slick character repeats the exaxt same thing with the exact same outcome.
The drunk nearly falls off his stool laughing.

A couple more minutes goes by, a young lady walks by, and he says "hey baby, tickle your a** with a feather? She smiles a dirty little smile and says OK, let's go and they leave together.
The drunk is absolutely astounded. He can't believe it worked. What ther heck he figuires, I'm gonna try it.

Several more drinks later, a girl walks by and he yells "hey beoch, stick a feather up your butt?"
She looks at him and asks "what did you say? he replies ........ "pretty freakin hot in here, isn't it?"