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Originally Posted by pwd72s
Salesman: "Gee, don't you wish you could afford that?"
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Ooohhh...them's fightin' words.
My response(s)?
1) "Well being that I'm not a car salesman, chances are I would be able to afford it before you ever could."
2) "Yeah...it's too bad you couldn't afford a nice suit (hairpiece, plastic surgeon, dentist, etc.)."
3) "How ironic! That's
exactly what your (mom, wife, sister) said when I stopped to pick her up on the corner last night! But I told her to shave her back or lower the price..."