That irks me too. It takes all of 45 seconds to return a cart and people can't find the time?
Wayne, sorry, but you need to reorganize some things if your schedule is that whacked.
A few years ago, I was at Home Depot in the Volvo 8-fitty and parked far from anything. It was a fairly breezy day and when I came out and there was a cart rolling across the lot headed straight for the car. It was too far for me to run and stop it and I had to watch it nail the right rear door. Put a nice baseball sized ding in an otherwise perfect door.

I was just glad I was NOT in the 911.