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> Three boys are fishing in a small boat under a bridge in Texas. As the afternoon developes Barack Obama comes jogging over the bridge with several secret service and media types in tow. As he reaches the center of the bridge a reporter boldly steps directly in front of the candidate causing the secret service boys to push Obama aside and tackle the reporter. Staggering backwards Obama falls off the bridge, into the water and hits his head on some rocks. Without hesitation the boys all jump into the river and pull him safely back into their small boat. Shaking his head to clear his thoughts Obama praises the three for their unselfish and heroic act and offers to grant them each a gift, whatever they want, as a reward.
The first boy says he would like to have a new pair of Air Jordan's. Obama tells the boy that he will not only get him those shoes but will have Micheal Jordon sign them for him!
The second boy says he would like to have a new bicycle. Obama tells the boy he will get him the best bike money can buy, anything he wants and have Lance Armstrong sign it for him.
"And you, son," Obama says to the third boy, "what can I get for you?"
The boy thinks and says he would like a motorized wheelchair with a stereo and computer built into it. Barack looks at the boy and sees he is a normal, able-bodied kid. "Why," he asks the boy, "would you want a wheelchair son? Your not handicapped"
The boy answers, "Yes sir, I know, but I will be after my dad finds out I rescued your sorry ass!"