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Originally Posted by slakjaw
My old friend Dustin is getting hitched and he asked me to be his best man. What kind of speech is one supposed to write for this?
Some background,
They have been dating for 2 months, they are getting hitched IN A BAR, by a justice of the peace, and its next weekend. The woman is literally the dumbest human I have ever met. She actually said to me a few weeks ago "did you know there were 50 states" 
I am having trouble digesting this and its making it hard to think of a speech. Any pointers guys?? Please?? |
This is a great intro. Wrap it up with "I wish them many days or weeks of happiness."