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Wife and I got engaged. We lived 2 hours apart at the time. I got sent to Chicago for a week of training. She met up with me and we spent the weekend at her parents. We were feeling frisky one night and her parents had friends over.

I grew up in the area--I had a great idea: park in the forest preserve (closes at dusk) and...you know. So we did. Thankfully we finished seconds before we saw the cherries through the steamed glass. We were dressed by the time the office walked up. I'm sure he took his time.

"Do you know you are parked in a handicap spot?"

(Like that matters...)

Anyway, he ends up letting us go after my wife shows off her engagement ring.